Friday, February 26, 2010

Frikken awesome Boet

Evox will be pleased to know that I am back on the 5xl horse.

It has taken me for a ride this week, my stomach has rebelled for the 5th day in a row now.

Im almost certain that its nearly 100% organic, I have the double chocolate flavour and it tastes nearly completely like bark- so it must be organic.

Im pretty excited about the pending results.

I've been told I'm somewhere in between the second and the first guy (muscle size wise). So I'm hoping 5xl will push me into the upper bracket closer to the guy on the right. One benefit I foresee is that I won't need a belt for my short-shorts anymore because my thighs will hold them up.

My housemate Dominator is training my other housemate Craydle in the board room with weights and gym balls etc. There is a deep sense of urgency in these sessions because Craydles goose (Karnegee) has expressed in no uncertain terms that you are not a man unless you have the V.


Thursday, February 18, 2010

Most people just wouldn't notice cutting edge if it sliced their toe open.

My brother MV, seen in the picture, pioneered this new trend months ago. Its a unique blend of high fash, practicality, and "my pants aren't ironed so these will have to do".

Please notice the use of the midi length sock which is used to draw attention to what he believes to be one of his top bonty features- his legs. So clever yet so simple.

A wise man named Mu-Ray once pointed out that he divides his look into work and play. MV understands this divide well.

Tear a page in this book
Make it work

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

by a creative for the creatives

Dear Followers (now at 3, but I think I am 1 of the 3)

After my study sabbatical I return to you feeling refreshed, inspired and ready to be more artsy than I've ever been.

After being submerged in economic theory for most of my awake hours the last two months I have emerged out of my cocoon, once a moth, now a beautiful butterfly. I have been expressing this new beauty mainly through dance, drawing, dress, song, and crayon.

I now understand why art students are required to do 1 day theory a week. Because this boredom and restriction creates greater creative beauty in their practical days. For example when I was studying I would get flashes of new dance moves that I would perform once I broke free. Sometimes I would start writing in different fonts at random. Restriction brings inspiration.

So if you are being restricted creatively now, do not lose heart. When the time comes for you to break loose, you will be more beautiful than ever before.

My friend Jenny once said that everyone has something to bring to the creative table. I think she might have got it from Dr Phil, but I'm not 100% sure. But it is so true.

Express yourselves today friends
be beautiful